Eenie Meanie

"Boasts a talented ensemble in a film that has no idea what to do with their talents."

"A watered-down Tarantino rip-off without a soul of its own."

"A story that asks us to not merely suspend disbelief, but slaughter it."

"Simmons keeps the action moving, even if the pieces are derivative and contrived."

"A true hidden gem that surely deserves not to stay hidden on your streaming watchlist."

"A middling and tonally schizophrenic heist movie."

"Largely coasts on clichés, every brief high point deflated by its worldview."

"The heroine feels surprisingly uninspiring."

"Eenie Meanie miney no."